Last week, a high-speed car crash in Singapore involving a Ferrari, a Hyundai Sonata taxicab & (reportedly) a Honda Super 4 motorbike resulted in 3 deaths - a Chinese national who drove the Ferrari, the Chinese Singaporean taxi driver & his passenger, a Japanese woman.
Also injured in the horrific accident was the passenger in the Ferrari; a female Chinese national (who's quite badly wounded) & a Malay male/naughty brown boy type who rode the Super 4 (suspected spinal injury but in a stable condition, alive & kicking).
Well then, let's take a look at the statistics : Chinaman in Italian car - dead. Chinese dude in Korean car - dead. Japanese woman in Korean car - dead. Chinawoman in Italian car - seriously injured. Malay dude on Japanese motorbike - still rocking out.
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| An Italian-made USD$1.4 million supercar; a death-trap in Chinese hands! |
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| SGD$3.20 starting fare proved fatal for Chinese driver & Jap woman passenger! |
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| The Hoff approves! |
So what is the moral of the story?
"You can't keep a brown man down."
*cue guitar riff*
*OOOOOOH Barracuda!*
..which quite explains why brown dudes wanking japanese guitars are the stuff of legends :-)
ReplyDeleteAmeen to that, brown brother.
ReplyDeleterock never die, blard!
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